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1 1 | both the divine Augustus and Tiberius Caesar went to
2 1 | Drusilla going up to heaven and in return for such good
3 1 | then, I state positively and plainly, so help him! ~
4 2 | was aging,~Hastily, here and there, was plucking the
5 2 | that the month was October and the day October thirteenth;
6 2 | but it was between noon and one o’clock. ~ “Too clumsily
7 2 | unsatisfied to describe sunrises and sunsets, so that they are
8 3 | aside one of the three Fates and said: “Why, O hard-hearted
9 3 | have you got against him and the nation? For once let
10 3 | since he was made emperor. And still it’s no wonder if
11 3 | wonder if they go wrong and nobody knows his hour; for
12 3 | foreigners left as a nucleus, and since you wish it, it shall
13 3 | Then she opened a bandbox and brought out three spindles;
14 3 | within a year,” she said, “and not send him off unattended.
15 3 | about, going ahead of him, and all around him, should all
16 4 | Ceaselessly they too labored; and bringing the finest of fleeces,~
17 4 | Phoebus came with his singing, and, happy in anticipation,~
18 4 | the spell of Phoebus’ lyre and his praise, as he bade them:~“
19 4 | be blessed with a grace and a beauty like mine, and
20 4 | and a beauty like mine, and in music~Grant him no meaner
21 4 | First has dispelled the dark and blushingly led forth the
22 4 | Brightly gleams on the world and renews his chariot’s journey,~
23 4 | wrought with generous hand, and bestowed upon Nero many
24 4 | everybody gave orders ~ With joy and great content to send him
25 4 | send him out of doors.1 ~ And indeed he did go up the
26 4 | he did go up the flume, and from that moment ceased
27 5 | For you know very well, and there is no danger that
28 5 | he kept shaking his head; and that he limped with his
29 5 | travelled all over the world and was supposed to be acquainted
30 5 | with all the nations, to go and find out what sort of a
31 5 | monsters of the deep, hoarse and inarticulate, he thought
32 5 | a man. He approached him and thus spoke, as was easiest
33 5 | for a Greek chap: ~ Who and whence art thou, and where
34 5 | Who and whence art thou, and where are thy city and parents? ~
35 5 | and where are thy city and parents? ~ Claudius was
36 5 | verse would have been truer, and equally Homeric: ~ There
37 6 | 6] And he would have imposed upon
38 6 | alone had left her shrine and come with him. All the other
39 6 | Vienna, a genuine Gaul. And so as a Gaul ought to do,
40 6 | know men from Lugudunum and that there are a good many
41 6 | miles between the Xanthus and the Rhone.” At this point
42 6 | point Claudius fired up and angrily grumbled as loudly
43 7 | Hercules said, “Listen to me and stop talking nonsense. You
44 7 | the silliness out of you.” And in order to be more terrifying,
45 7 | attitude of a tragedian and said: ~ “Declare at once
46 7 | in swiftly moving flood,~And Arar, pausing ere it lets
47 7 | things he said with spirit, and boldly enough. All the same,
48 7 | hero, forgot his nonsense and perceived that while no
49 7 | by me before the others, and if any one had asked me
50 7 | during the months of July and August. You know how many
51 7 | listening to the lawyers day and night; and if you had fallen
52 7 | the lawyers day and night; and if you had fallen among
53 8 | he wouldn’t have got it; and surely he wouldn’t of Jove,
54 8 | goes on in his own chamber, and now ‘he searches the regions
55 8 | the barbarians worship him and beseech him as a god that
56 9 | sees at once both forward and backward. He spoke at some
57 9 | He spoke at some length, and fluently, because he lives
58 9 | stenographer could not follow, and therefore I do not report
59 9 | importance of the gods, and that this honor ought not
60 9 | the distinction a farce. And so lest my remarks seem
61 9 | given to the hobgoblins, and to get a thrashing among
62 9 | himself also a consul-elect, and a money-changer; by this
63 9 | business he supported himself, and he was accustomed to sell
64 9 | approached him politely and gave him an admonitory touch
65 9 | related to the divine Augustus and no less also to the divine
66 9 | goddess by his own orders, and whereas he far surpasses
67 9 | surpasses all mortals in wisdom, and it is for the public interest
68 9 | been made so before him, and that this event be added
69 9 | The opinions were various, and Claudius seemed to be winning
70 9 | kept running to this one and that one, saying, “Don’t
71 9 | this is my personal affair. And then if you want anything,
72 10| expressing his opinion, and discoursed with the utmost
73 10| always mind my own business. And I can no longer disguise
74 10| I secured peace on land and sea? For this did I make
75 10| those of my own family. And so I will pass over the
76 10| will pass over the former and describe these. For I know,
77 10| the other by starvation, and L. Silanus, one of my great-great-grandsons.
78 10| whether in a bad case, and one which is certainly your
79 10| condemned any one of the men and women whom you put to death
80 11| the heavenly threshold; ~ and he got angry at his wide
81 11| he got angry at his wide and hung her up, but he didn’
82 11| Scribonia, the Tristionias, and Assario; and they were aristocrats
83 11| Tristionias, and Assario; and they were aristocrats too,
84 11| they were aristocrats too, and Crassus besides so stupid
85 11| when the gods were angry. And finally, if he can say three
86 11| which I have to offer;” and he read as follows from
87 11| sons-in-law Magnus Pompeius and L. Silanus, his daughter’
88 11| mother-in-law, his wife Messalina, and others too numerous to mention,
89 11| from adjudicating cases, and that he be got out of the
90 11| heaven within thirty days and from Olympus within three.” ~
91 11| a division of the house, and this resolution was carried.
92 12| it was Claudius’ funeral. And indeed it was a most elegant
93 12| indeed it was a most elegant and elaborate display, so that
94 12| trumpeters, hornblowers, and players upon every kind
95 12| it. Everybody was joyful and in high spirits. The Roman
96 12| like free men. Only Agatho and a few pettifoggers were
97 12| their hiding-places, pale and thin, scarcely drawing breath,
98 12| getting their heads together and lamenting their calamity,
99 12| their calamity, came up and said, “I told you the Saturnalia
100 12| fetters~That Romulus forged, and Ocean himself~To tremble
101 12| poets, now should bewail;~And ye above all, who lately
102 13| delighted with his praises, and desired to stay longer to
103 13| gods laid a hand on him and pulled him away, with his
104 13| across the Campus Martius, and between the Tiber and the
105 13| Martius, and between the Tiber and the Arcade went down to
106 13| ready to receive his patron, and as the latter was approaching
107 13| all sleek from the bath, and said: “What’s this? Gods,
108 13| Hurry up,” said Mercury, “and announce that we are coming.”
109 13| hill, the descent was easy. And so, in spite of his gout,
110 13| like to meet in the dark. And with a loud voice he said, “
111 13| forward with clapping of hands and chanting: “We have got him;
112 13| Cotta, Vettius Valens, and Fabius, Roman knights whom
113 13| Myron, Harpocras, Amphaeus, and Pheronactus, all of whom
114 13| prefects Justus Catonius and Rufrius Pollio; then the
115 13| friends Saturnius Lusius and Pedo Pompeius and Lupus
116 13| Lusius and Pedo Pompeius and Lupus and Celer Asinius,
117 13| Pedo Pompeius and Lupus and Celer Asinius, of consular
118 13| fact all his relatives; and forming in line they came
119 14| court would enter the name, and recorded the accusation:
120 14| Roman knights, two hundred and twenty-one; other persons,
121 14| in the Claudian tongue, and asked for a postponement.
122 14| of persons, forbade him and condemned Claudius after
123 14| somebody came to his rescue; and that poor Ixion’s wheel
124 14| be devised some vain task and the hope of gratifying some
125 14| with a bottomless dice-box. And already he had begun to
126 14| constantly escaping dice and to accomplish nothing; for ~
127 15| when he gathered them up and once more ventured to play
128 15| they gave him the slip, and kept him pursuing,~Constantly
129 15| Suddenly C. Caesar appeared and began to claim him as a
130 15| him with whips, with rods, and with his fists. The man
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