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THE THIRD DAY THE NINTH NOVELL COMMENDING THE GOOD JUDGEMENT AND UNDERSTANDING IN LADIES OR GENTLEWOMEN, THAT ARE OF A QUICKE AND APPREHENSIVE SPIRIT |
COMMENDING THE GOOD JUDGEMENT AND UNDERSTANDING IN LADIES OR
GENTLEWOMEN, THAT ARE OF A QUICKE AND APPREHENSIVE SPIRIT
Juliet of Narbona, cured the King of France of a daungerous Fistula,
in recompence whereof, she requested to enjoy as her husband in
marriage, Bertrand Count of Roussilion. Hee having married her against
his will, as utterly despising her, went to Florence, where hee made
love to a young Gentlewoman. Juliet, by a queint and cunning policy,
compassed the meanes (insted of his chosen new friend) to lye with her
owne husband, by whom shee conceived, and had two Sonnes; which
being afterward made knowne unto Count Bertrand, he accepted her
into his favour againe, and loved her as his loyall and honourable
wife.
Now there remained no more (to preserve the priviledge granted to
Dioneus uninfringed) but the Queene onely, to declare her Novell.
Wherefore, when the discourse of Madam Lauretta was ended, without
attending any motion to bee made for her next succeeding, with a
gracious and pleasing disposition, thus she began to speake. Who shall
tell any Tale heereafter, to carry any hope or expectation of a
liking, having heard the rare and wittie discourse of Madame Lauretta?
Beleeve me, it was very advantageable to us all, that she was not this
dayes first beginner, because few or none would have had any courage
to follow after her; and therefore the rest yet remaining, are the
more to be feared and suspected. Neverthelesse, to avoid the breach of
order, and to claime no priviledge by my place, of not performing what
I ought to do: prove as it may, a Tale you must have, and thus I
There lived sometime in the kingdome of France, a Gentleman named
Isnarde, being the Count of Roussillion: who because hee was
continually weake, crazie, and sickly, kept a Physitian daily in his
house, who was called Master Gerard of Narbona. Count Isnarde had
one onely Sonne, very young in yeares, yet of towardly hope, faire,
comely, and of pleasing person, named Bertrand; with whom, many
other children of his age, had their education: and among them, a
daughter of the fore-named Physitian, called juliet; who, even in
these tender yeares, fixed her affection upon young Bertrand, with
such an earnest and intimate resolution, as was most admirable in so
yong a Maiden, and more then many times is noted in yeares of
greater discretion. Old Count Isnarde dying, young Bertrand fell as
a Ward to the King, and being sent to Paris, remained there under
his royall custodie and protection, to no little discomfort of young
Juliet, who became greevously afflicted in minde, because she had lost
Within some few yeares after, the Physitian her Father also dyed,
and then her desires grew wholly addicted, to visite Paris her selfe
in person, onely because she would see the young Count, awaiting but
time and opportunitie, to fit her stolne journey thither. But her
kindred and friends, to whose care and trust she was committed, in
regard of her rich dowrie, and being left as a fatherlesse Orphane:
were so circumspect of her walks and daily behaviour, as she could not
compasse any meane; of escaping. Her yeares made her now almost fit
for marriage, which so much more encreased her love to the Count,
making refusall of many woorthy husbands, and laboured by the
motions of her friends and kindred, yet all denyed, they not knowing
any reason for her refusalles. By this time the Count was become a
gallant goodly Gentleman, and able to make election of his wife,
whereby her affections were the more violently enflamed, as fearing
least some other should be preferred before her, and so her hopes be
It was noysed abroad by common report, that the King of France
was in a very dangerous condition, by reason of a strange swelling
on his stomacke, which failing of apt and convenient curing, became
a Fistula, afflicting him daily with extraordinary paine and
anguish, no Chirurgeon or Physitian being found, that could minister
any hope of healing, but rather encreased the greefe, and drove it
to more vehement extreamitie, compelling the King, as dispairing
utterly of all helpe, to give over any further counsell or advice.
Heereof faire Juliet was wondrously joyfull, as hoping that this
accident would prove the meanes, not onely of her journey to Paris,
but if the disease were no more then she imagined; she could easily
cure it, and thereby compasse Count Bertrand to be her husband.
Hereupon, quickning up her wits, with remembrance of those rules of
Art, which (by long practise and experience) she had learned of her
skilfull Father, she compounded certaine hearbes together, such as she
knew fitting for that kinde of infirmity, and having reduced her
compound into powder, away she rode forthwith to Paris.
Being there arrived, all other serious matters set aside, first
shee must needs have a sight of Count Bertrand, as being the onely
Saint that caused her pilgrimage. Next she made meanes for her accesse
to the King, humbly entreating his Majesty, to vouchsafe her the sight
of his Fistula. When the King saw her, her modest lookes did
plainely deliver, that she was a faire, comely, and discreete young
Gentlewoman; wherefore, he would no longer hide it, but layed it
open to her view. When shee had seene and felt it, presently she put
the King in comfort; affirming, that she knew her selfe able to cure
his Fistula, saying: Sir, if your Highnesse will referre the matter to
me, without any perill of life, or any the least paine to your person,
I hope (by the helpe of heaven) to make you whole and sound within
eight dayes space. The King hearing her words, beganne merrily to
smile at her, saying: How is it possible for thee, being a yong
Maiden, to do that which the best Physitians in Europe, are not able
to performe? I commend thy kindnesse, and will not remaine
unthankefull for thy forward willingnesse: but I am fully
determined, to use no more counsell, or to make any further triall
of Physicke or Chirurgery. Whereto faire Juliet thus replyed: Great
King, let not my skill and experience be despised, because I am young,
and a Maiden; for my profession is not Physicke, neither do I
undertake the ministering thereof, as depending on mine owne
knowledge; but by the gracious assistance of heaven, and some rules of
skilfull observation, which I learned of reverend Gerard of Narbona
who was my worthy Father, and a Physitian of no meane fame, all the
while he lived.
At the hearing of these words, the King began somewhat to admire
at her gracious carriage, and saide within himselfe. What know I,
whether this Virgin is sent to me by the direction of heaven, or no?
Why should I disdaine to make proofe of her skill? Her promise is,
to cure me in a small times compasse, and without any paine or
affliction to me: she shall not come so farre, to returne againe
with the losse of he labour, I am resolved to try her cunning, and
thereon saide. Faire Virgin, if you cause me to breake my setled
determination, and faile of curing me, what can you expect to follow
thereon? Whatsoever great King (quoth she) shall please you. Let me be
strongly guarded, yet not hindered, when I am to prosecute the
businesse: and then if I do not perfectly heale you within eight
daies, let a good fire be made, and therein consume my body unto
ashes. But if I accomplish the cure, and set your Highnesse free
from all further greevance, what recompence then shall remaine to me?
Much did the King commend the confident perswasion which she had
of her owne power, and presently replyed. Faire beauty (quoth he) in
regard that thou art a Maide and unmaried, if thou keepe promise,
and I finde my selfe to be fully cured: I will match thee with some
such Gentleman in marriage, as shall be of honourable and worthy
reputation, with a sufficient dowry beside. My gracious Soveraigne
saide she, willing am I, and most heirtily thankfull withall, that
your Highnesse shall bestow me in marriage: but I desire then, to have
such a husband, as I shall desire or demand by your gracious favour,
without presuming to crave any of your Sonnes, Kindred, or Alliance,
or appertaining unto your Royal blood. Whereto the King gladly
granted. Young Juliet began to minister her Physicke, and within fewer
dayes then her limited time, the King was sound and perfectly cured;
which when he perceived, he saide unto her. Trust me vertuous Mayde,
most woorthily hast thou wonne a Husband, name him, and thou shalt
have him. Royall King (quoth she) then have I won the Count Bertrand
of Roussillion, whom I have most entirely loved from mine Infancy, and
cannot (in my soule) affect any other. Very loath was the King to
grant her the young Count, but in regard of his solemne passed
promise, and his royal word engaged, which he would not by any
meanes breake; he commanded, that the Count should be sent for, and
spake thus to him. Noble Count, it is not unknowne to us, that you are
a Gentleman of great honour, and it is our Royall pleasure, to
discharge your wardship, that you may repaire home to your owne House,
there to settle your affaires in such order, as you may be the readier
to enjoy a Wife, which we intend to bestowe upon you. The Count
returned his Highnesse most humble thankes, desiring to know of
whence, and what she was? It is this Gentlewoman, answered the King,
who (by the helpe of Heaven) hath beene the meanes to save my life.
Well did the Count know her, as having very often before seene her;
and although she was very faire and amiable, yet in regard of her
meane birth, which he held as a disparagement to his Nobility in
blood; he made a scorne of her, and spake thus to the King. Would your
Highnesse give me a Quacksalver to my Wife, one that deales in drugges
and Physicarie? I hope I am able to bestowe my selfe much better
then so. Why? quoth the King, wouldst thou have us breake our faith;
which for the recovery of our health, we have given to this vertuous
virgin, and she will have no other reward, but onely Count Bertrand to
be her husband? Sir, replied the Count, you may dispossesse me of
all that is mine, because I am your Ward and Subject, any where else
you may bestow me: but pardon me to tell you, that this marriage
cannot be made with any liking or allowance of mine, neither will I
Sir, saide the King, it is our will that it shall be so, vertuous
she is, faire and wise; she loveth thee most affectionately, and
with her mayest thou lead a more Noble life, then with the greatest
Lady in our Kingdome. Silent, and discontented stoode the Count, but
the King commanded preparation for the marriage; and when the
appointed time was come, the Count (albeit against his will)
received his wife at the Kings hand; she loving him deerly as her owne
life. When all was done, the Count requested of the King, that what
else remained for further solemnization of the marriage, it might be
performed in his owne Country, reserving to himselfe what else he
intended. Being mounted on horseback, and humbly taking their leave of
the King, the Count would not ride home to his owne dwelling, but into
Tuscany, where he heard of a warre between the Florentines and the
Senesi, purposing to take part with the Florentines, to whom he was
willingly and honourably welcommed, being created Captaine of a worthy
Company, and continuing there a long while in service.
The poore forsaken new married Countesse, could scarsely be
pleased with such dishonourable unkindnesse, yet governing her
impatience with no meane discretion, and hoping by her vertuous
carriage, to compasse the meanes of his recall: home she rode to
Roussillion, where all the people received her very lovingly. Now,
by reason of the Counts so long absence, all things were there farre
out of order; mutinies, quarrels, and civill dissentions, having
procured many dissolute irruptions, to the expence of much blood in
many places. But she, like a jolly stirring Lady, very wise and
provident in such disturbances, reduced all occasions to such civility
againe, that the people admired her rare behaviour, and condemned
the Count for his unkindnesse towards her.
After that the whole Country of Roussillion (by the policy and
wisedome of this worthy Lady) was fully reestablished in their ancient
liberties; she made choise of two discreet knights, whom she sent to
the Count her husband, to let him understand, that if in displeasure
to her, hee was thus become a stranger to his owne Country: upon the
returne of his answer, to give him contentment, she would depart
thence, and by no meanes disturbe him. Roughly and churlishly he
replied; Let her do as she list, for I have no determination to
dwell with her, or neere where she is. Tell her from me, when she
shall have this Ring, which you behold heere on my finger, and a Sonne
in her armes begotten by me; then will I come live with her, and be
her love. The Ring he made most precious and deere account of, and
never tooke it off from his finger, in regard of an especiall vertue
and property, which he well knew to be remaining in it. And these
two Knights, hearing the impossibility of these two strict conditions,
with no other favour else to be derived from him; sorrowfully returned
backe to their Lady, and acquainted her with this unkinde answer, as
also his unalterable determination, which well you may conceive,
must needs be very unwelcome to her.
After she had an indifferent while considered with her selfe, her
resolution became so indauntable; that she would adventure to practise
such meanes, whereby to compasse those two apparant impossibilities,
and so to enjoy the love of her husband. Having absolutely concluded
what was to be done, she assembled all the cheefest men of the
country, revealing unto them (in mournfull manner) what an attempt she
had made already, in hope of recovering her husbands favour, and
what a rude answer was thereon returned. In the end, she told them,
that it did not sute with her unworthinesse, to make the Count live as
an exile from his owne inheritance, upon no other inducement, but
onely in regard of her: wherefore, she had determined betweene
heaven and her soule, to spend the remainder of her dayes in
Pilgrimages and prayers, for preservation of the Counts soule and
her owne; earnestly desiring them, to undertake the charge and
government of the Country, and signifying unto the Count, how she
had forsaken his house, and purposed to wander so farre thence, that
never would she visit Roussillion any more. In the deliverie of
these words, the Lords and Gentlemen wept and sighed
extraordinarily, using many earnest imprecations to alter this resolve
in her, but all was in vaine.
Having taken her sad and sorrowfull farewell of them all,
accompanied onely with her Maide, and one of her Kinsmen, away she
went, attired in a Pilgrimes habit, yet well furnished with money
and precious jewels, to avoyde all wants which might: befall her in
travaile; not acquainting any one whether she went. In no place stayed
she, untill she was arrived at Florence, where happening into a
poore Widdowes house, like a poore Pilgrime, she seemed well contented
therewith. And desiring to heare some tydings of the Count, the next
day shee saw him passe by the house on horse-backe, with his
company. Now, albeit shee knew him well enough, yet shee demanded of
the good old Widdow, what Gentleman he was? She made answer, that he
was a stranger there, yet a Nobleman, called Count Bertrand of
Roussillion, a very courteous Knight, beloved and much respected in
the City. Moreover, that he was farre in love with a neighbour of
hers, a young Gentlewoman, but very poore and meane in substance,
yet of honest life, vertuous, and never taxed with any evill report:
onely her poverty was the maine imbarment of her marriage, dwelling in
house with her mother, who was a wise, honest, and worthy Lady.
The Countesse having well observed her words, and considered thereon
from point to point; debating soberly with her owne thoughts, in
such a doubtfull case what was best to be done. When she had
understood which was the house, the ancient Ladies name, and
likewise her daughters, to whom her husband was now so
affectionately devoted; she made choise of a fit and convenient
time, when (in her Pilgrimes habit) secretly she went to the house.
There she found the mother and daughter in poore condition, and with
as poore a family: whom after she had ceremoniously saluted, she
told the old Lady, that she requested but a little conference with
her. The Lady arose, and giving her kinde entertainement, they went
together into a withdrawing Chamber, where being both set downe, the
Countesse began in this manner.
Madame, in my poore opinion, you are not free from the frownes of
Fortune, no more then I my selfe am: but if you were so well
pleased, there is no one that can comfort both our calamities in
such manner, as you are able to do. And beleeve me answered the
Lady, there is nothing in the world that can be so welcome to me, as
honest comfort. The Countesse proceeding on in her former speeches
said: I have now need (good Madame) both of your trust and fidelity,
whereon if I should rely, and you faile me, it will be your owne
undoing as well as mine. Speake then boldly, replied the old Lady, and
remaine constantly assured, that you shall no way be deceived by me.
Hereupon, the Countesse declared the whole course of her love, from
the very originall to the instant, revealing also what she was, and
the occasion of her comming thither, relating every thing so
perfectly, that the Lady verily beleeved her, by some reports which
she had formerly heard, and which mooved her the more to compassion.
Now, when all circumstances were at full discovered, thus spake the
Among my other miseries and misfortunes, which hath halfe broken
my heart in the meere repetition, beside the sad and afflicting
sufferance; two things there are, which if I cannot compasse to
have, all hope is quite frustrate for ever, of gaining the grace of my
Lord and Husband. Yet these two things may I obtaine by your helpe, if
all be true which I have heard, and you can therein best resolve
mee. Since my comming to this City, it hath credibly bene told me,
that the Count my husband, is deeply in love with your daughter. If
the Count (quoth the Ladie) love my daughter, and have a wife of his
owne, he must thinke, and so shall surely finde it, that his
greatnesse is no priviledge for him, whereby to worke dishonour upon
her poverty. But indeede, some apparances there are, and such a matter
as you speake of, may be so presumed; yet so farre from a very thought
of entertaining in her or me; as whatsoever I am able to doe, to yeeld
you any comfort and content, you shall find me therein both willing
and ready: for I prize my daughters spotlesse poverty at as high a
rate, as he can doe the pride of his honour.
Madame, quoth the Countesse, most heartily I thanke you. But
before I presume any further on your kindnesse, let me first tell you,
what faithfully I intend to do for you, if I can bring my purpose to
effect. I see that your daughter is beautifull, and of sufficient
yeeres for marriage; and is debarred thereof (as I have heard) onely
by lack of a competent dowry. Wherefore Madame, in recompence of the
favour I expect from you, I will enrich her with so much ready money
as you shall thinke sufficient to match her in the degree of honour.
Poverty made the poore Lady, very well to like of such a bountifull
offer, and having a noble heart shee said: Great Countesse say,
wherein am I able to do you any service, as can deserve such a
gracious offer? If the action be honest; without blame or scandall
to my poore, yet undetected reputation, gladly I will do it; and it
being accomplished, let the requitall rest in your owne noble nature.
Observe me then Madame, replied the Countesse. It is most convenient
for my purpose, that by some trusty and faithfull messenger, you
should advertise the Count my husband, that your daughter is, and
shall be at his command: but that she may remaine absolutely
assured, that his love is constant to her, and above all other: shee
must entreat him, to send her (as a testimony thereof) the Ring
which he weareth upon his little finger, albeit shee hath heard,
that he loveth it deerly. If he send the Ring, you shall give it me,
and afterward send him word, that your daughter is ready to accomplish
his pleasure; but, for the more safety and secrecie, he must repaire
hither to your house, where I being in bed insteed of your daughter,
faire Fortune may so favour mee, that (unknowne to him) I may conceive
with childe. Upon which good successe, when time shall serve, having
the Ring on my finger, and a childe in my armes begotten by him, his
love and liking may be recovered, and (by your meanes) I continue with
my Husband, as every vertuous Wife ought to doe.
The good old Lady imagined, that this was a matter somewhat
difficult, and might lay a blamefull imputation on her daughter.
Neverthelesse, considering, what an honest office it was in her, to
bee the meanes, whereby so worthy a Countesse should recover an
unkinde husband, led altogether by lust, and not a jot of cordiall
love; she knew the intent to be honest, the Countesse vertuous, and
her promise religious, and therefore undertooke to effect it. Within
few dayes after, verie ingeniously, and according to the instructed
order, the Ring was obtayned, albeit much against the Counts will; and
the Countesse, in sted of the Ladies vertuous daughter, was embraced
by him in bed: the houre proving so auspicious, and juno being Lady of
the ascendent, conjoyned with the witty Mercury, shee conceived of two
goodly Sonnes, and her deliverance agreed correspondently with the
Thus the old Lady, not at this time onely, but at many other meetings
besides; gave the Countesse free possession of her husbands pleasures,
yet alwayes in such darke and concealed secrecie, as it was never
suspected, nor knowne by any but themselves, the Count lying with
his owne wife, and disappointed of her whom he more deerely loved.
Alwayes at his uprising in the mornings (which usually was before
the break of day, for preventing the least scruple of suspicion)
many familiar conferences passed betweene them, with the gifts of
divers faire: and costly jewels; all which the Countesse carefully
kept, and perceiving assuredly, that shee was conceived with childe,
shee would no longer bee troublesome to the good old Lady; but calling
her aside, spake thus to her. Madame, I must needes give thankes to
heaven and you, because my desires are amply accomplished, and both
time and your deserts doe justly challenge, that I should
accordingly quite you before my departure. It remaineth now in your
owne power, to make what demand you please of me, which yet I will not
give you by way of reward, because that would seeme to bee base and
mercenary: but onely whatsoever you shall receive of me, is in
honourable recompence of faire and vertuous deservings, such as any
honest and well-minded Lady in the like distresse, may with good
credit allow, and yet no prejudice to her reputation.
Although poverty might well have tutored the Ladies tongue,
to-demand a liberall recompence for her paines; yet shee requested but
an 100 pounds, as a friendly helpe towards her daughters marriage, and
that with a bashfull blushing was uttered too; yet the Countesse
gave her five hundred pounds, besides so many rich and costly
jewels, as amounted to a farre greater summe. So shee returned to
her wonted lodging, at the aged widdowes house, where first shee was
entertained at her comming to Florence; and the good old Lady, to
avoyde the Counts repairing to her house any more, departed thence
sodainly with her daughter, to divers friends of hers that dwelt in
the Country, whereat the Count was much discontented; albeit
afterward, he did never heare any more tidings of hir or her daughter,
who was worthily married, to her Mothers great comfort.
Not long after, Count Bertrand was recalled home by his people:
and he having heard of his wives absence, went to Roussillion so
much the more willingly. And the Countesse knowing her husbands
departure from Florence, as also his safe arrivall at his owne
dwelling, remained still in Florence, untill the time of her
deliverance, which was of two goodly Sonnes, lively resembling the
lookes of their Father, and all the perfect lineaments of his body.
Perswade your selves, she was not a little carefull of their
nursing; and when she saw the time answerable to her determination,
she tooke her journey (unknowne to any) and arrived with them at
Montpellier, where she rested her selfe for divers dayes, after so
Upon the day of all Saints, the Count kept a solemne Feastivall, for
the assembly of his Lords, Knights, Ladies, and Gentlewomen: upon
which Joviall day of generall rejoycing, the Countesse attired in
her wonted Pilgrimes weed, repaired thither, entring into the great
Hall where the Tables were readily covered for dinner. Preassing
through the throng of people, with her two children in her armes, s
presumed unto the place where the Count sate, and falling on her knees
before him, the teares trickling abundantly downe her cheekes, thus
she spake. Worthy Lord, I am thy poore, despised, and unfortunate
wife; who, that thou mightst returne home, and not be an exile from
thine owne abiding, have thus long gone begging through the world. Yet
now at length, I hope thou wilt be so honourably-minded, as to
performe thine owne too strict imposed conditions, made to the two
Knights which I sent unto thee, and which (by thy command) I was
enjoyned to do. Behold here in mine armes, not onely one Sonne by thee
begotten, but two Twins, and thy Ring beside. High time is it now,
if men of honour respect their promises, and after so long and tedious
travell, I should at last be welcommed as thy true wife.
The Count hearing this, stoode as confounded with admiration; for
full well he knew the Ring: and both the children were so perfectly
like him, as he was confirmed to be their Father by generall
judgement. Upon his urging by what possible meanes this could be
brought to passe: the Countesse in presence of the whole assembly, and
unto her eternall commendation, related the whole history, even in
such manner as you have formerly heard it. Moreover, she reported
the private speeches in bed, uttered betweene himselfe and her,
being witnessed more apparantly, by the costly jewels there openly
shewne. All which infallible proofes, proclaiming his shame, and her
most noble carriage to her husband; he confessed, that she had told
nothing but the truth in every point which she had reported.
Commending her admirable constancy, exceliency of wit, and sprightly
courage, in making such a bold adventure; he kissed the two sweete
boyes, and to keepe his promise, whereto he was earnestly
importuned, by all his best esteemed friends there present, especially
the honourable Ladies, who would have no deniall, but by forgetting
his former harsh and uncivill carriage towards her, to accept her
for ever as his lawfull wife, folding her in his armes, and sweetly
kissing her divers times together, he bad her welcome to him, as his
vertuous, loyall, and most loving wife, and so (for ever after) he
would acknowledge her. Well knew hee that she had store of better
beseeming garments in the house, and therefore requested the Ladies to
walke with her to her Chamber, to uncase her of those Pilgrimes weeds,
and cloath her in her owne more sumptuous garments, even those which
shee wore on her wedding day, because that was not the day of his
contentment, but onely this; for now he confessed her to be his wife
indeede, and now he would give the king thanks for her, and now was
Count Bertrand truly married to the faire Juliet of Narbona.