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THE SEVENTH DAY THE NINTH NOVELL WHEREIN IS DECLARED, THAT GREAT LORDS MAY SOMETIME BE DECEIVED BY THEIR WIVES, AS WELL AS MEN OF MEANER CONDITION |
WHEREIN IS DECLARED, THAT GREAT LORDS MAY SOMETIME BE DECEIVED BY
THEIR WIVES, AS WELL AS MEN OF MEANER CONDITION
Lydia, a Lady of great beauty, birth, and honor, being Wife to
Nicostratus, Governour of Argos, falling in love with a Gentleman,
named Pyrrhus; was requested by him (as a true testimony of her
unfeigned affection) to performe three severall actions of her
selfe. She did accomplish them all, and imbraced and kissed Pyrrhus in
the presence of Nicostratus; by perswading him, that whatsoever he
The Novell delivered, by Madame Neiphila, seemed so pleasing to
all the Ladies; as they could not refraine from hearty laughter,
beside much liberality of speech. Albeit the King did oftentimes
urge silence, and commanded Pamphilus to follow next. So, when
attention was admitted, Pamphilus began in this order. I am of
opinion, faire Ladies, that there is not any matter, how uneasie or
doubtfull soever it may seeme to be; but the man or woman that
affecteth fervently, dare boldly attempt, and effectually
accomplish. And this perswasion of mine, although it hath beene
sufficiently approved, by many of our passed Novels: Yet
notwithstanding, I shall make it much apparent to you, by a present
discourse of mine owne. Wherein I have occasion to speake of a Lady,
to whom Fortune was more favourable, then either reason or
judgement, could give direction. In which regard, I would not advise
any of you, to entertaine so high an imagination of minde, as to
tracke her footsteps of whom I am now to speake: because Fortune
containeth not alwayes one and the same disposition, neither can all
mens eyes be blinded after one manner. And so proceed we to our Tale.
In Argos, a most ancient Citie of Achaya, much more renowned by
her precedent Kings, then wealth, or any other great matter of
worth: there lived as Lieutenant or Governour thereof, a Noble Lord,
named Nicostratus, on whom (albeit hee was well stept into yeares)
Fortune bestowed in marriage a great Lady, no lesse bold of spirit,
then choisely beautifull. Nicostratus, abounding in treasure and
wealthy possessions, kept a goodly traine of Servants, Horses,
Houndes, Hawkes, and what else not, as having an extraordinary
felicity in all kinds of game, as singular exercises to maintaine
his health.
Among his other Servants and Followers, there was a yong
Gentleman, gracefull of person, excellent in speech, and every way
as active as no man could be more: his name Pyrrhus, highly affected
of Nicostratus, and more intimately trusted then all the rest. Such
seemed the perfections of this Pyrrhus, that Lydia (for so was the
Lady named) began to affect him very earnestly, and in such sort, as
day or night shee could take no rest, but devised all meanes to
compasse her harts desire. Now, whether he observed this inclination
of her towards him, or else would take no notice thereof, it could not
be discerned by any outward apprehension: which moved the more
impatiency in her, and drove her hopes to dispairing passions. Wherein
to finde some comfort and ease, she called an ancient Gentlewoman of
her Chamber, in whom shee reposed especiall confidence, and thus she
spake to her.
Lesca, The good turnes and favours thou hast received from me,
should make thee faithfull and obedient to me: and therefore set a
locke uppon thy lippes, for revealing to any one whatsoever, such
matters as now I shall impart to thee; except it be to him that I
command thee. Thou perceivest Lesca, how youthfull I am, apt to all
sprightly recreations, rich, and abounding in all that a woman can
wish to have, in regard of Fortunes common and ordinary favours: yet I
have one especiall cause of complaint: namely, the inequality of my
Mariage, my Husband being over-ancient for me; in which regard, my
youth finds it selfe too highly wronged, being defeated of those
duties and delights, which Women (farre inferiour to me) are
continuallie cloyed withall, and I am utterly deprived of. I am
subject to the same desires they are, and deserve to taste the benefit
of them, in as ample manner, as they do or can.
Hitherto I have lived with the losse of time, which yet (in some
measure) may be releeved and recompenced: For, though Fortune were
mine enemy in Mariage, by such a disproportion of our conditions:
yet she may befriend in another nature, and kindely redeeme the injury
done me. Wherefore Lesca, to be as compleate in this case, as I am
in all the rest beside; I have resolved upon a private Friend, and one
more worthy then any other, Namely, my Servant Pyrrhus, whose youth
carieth some correspondency with mine; and so constantly have I setled
my love to him, as I am not well, but when I thinke on him, or see
him: and (indeede) shall dye, except the sooner I may enjoy him. And
therefore, if my life and well-fare be respected by thee, let him
understand the integrity of mine affection, by such good means as thou
findest it most expedient to be done: entreating him from me, that I
may have some conference with him, when he shall thereto be
solicited by me.
The Chamber-Gentlewoman Lesca, willingly undertooke the Ladies
Embassie; and so soone as opportunity did favor her: having withdrawne
Pyrrhus into an apt and commodious place, shee delivered the Message
to him, in the best manner she could devise. Which Pyrrhus hearing,
did not a little wonder thereat, never having noted any such matter;
and therefore sodainly conceyved, that the Lady did this onely to
try him; whereupon, somewhat roundly and roughly, hee returned this
answere. Lesca, I am not so simple, as to credite any such Message
to be sent from my Lady, and therefore be better advised of thy words.
But admit that it should come from her, yet I cannot be perswaded,
that her soule consented to such harsh Language, far differing from
a forme so full of beuty. And yet admit againe, that her hart and
tongue herein were relatives: My Lord and Master hath so farre
honoured mee, and so much beyond the least part of merite in mee: as I
will rather dye, then any way offer to disgrace him: And therefore I
charge thee, never more to move mee in this matter.
Lesca, not a jot danted at his stearne words, presently she saide.
Pyrrhus, Both in this and all other Messages my Lady shall command me,
I wil speake to thee whensoever shee pleaseth, receive what discontent
thou canst thereby; or make presumption of what doubts thou maist
devise. But as I found thee a senselesse fellow, dull, and not
shaped to any understanding, so I leave thee: And in that anger parted
from him, carrying backe the same answer to her Lady. She no sooner
heard it, but instantly shee wished her selfe to be dead; and within
some few dayes after, she conferred againe with her Chamber-woman,
saying. Lesca, thou knowest well enough, that the Oxe falleth not at
the first blow of the Axel neither is the victory won, upon a silly
and shallow adventure: Wherefore, I thinke it convenient, that once
more thou shouldst make another tryall of him, who (in prejudice to
me) standeth so strictly on his loyalty, and choosing such an houre as
seemeth most commodious, soundly possesse him with my tormenting
passions. Bestirre thy Wittes, and tippe thy tongue with a Womans
eloquence, to effect what I so earnestly desire: because, by
languishing in this lovesicke affliction, it will bee the danger of my
death, and some severe detriment to him, to be the occasion of so
Lesca, comforted her Lady, so much as lay in her power to doe, and
having sought for Pyrrhus, whom she found at good leysure; and, in a
pleasing humor, thus she beganne. Pyrrhus, some few dayes since I
tolde thee, in what extreame Agonies thy Lady and mine was, onely in
regarde of her love to thee: and now againe I come once more, to
give thee further assurance thereof: Wherefore, beleeve it
unfeignedly, that if thy obstinacie continue still, in like manner
as the other day it did, expect very shortly to heare the tydings of
her death.
It is my part therefore, to entreat thee, to comfort her long
languishing desires: but if thou persist in thy harsh opinion, in
stead of reputing thee a wise and fortunate yong man, I shall confesse
thee to bee an ignoraunt Asse. What a glorie is it to thee, to be
affected of so faire and worthy a Lady, beyond all men else
whatsoever? Next to this, tell me, how highly maist thou confesse
thy self beholding to Fortune, if thou but duly consider, how shee
hath elected thee as sole soveraigne of her hopes, which is a crowne
of honour to thy youth and a sufficient refuge against all wants and
necessities? Where is any to thy knowledge like thy selfe, that can
make such advantage of his time, as thou maist do, if thou wert
wise? Where canst thou find any one to go beyond thee in Armes,
Horses, sumptuous garments, and Gold, as will be heaped on thee, if
Lydia may be the Lady of thy love? Open then thine understanding to my
words, returne into thine owne souie, and bee wise for thy selfe.
Remember (Pyrrhus) that Fortune presents her selfe but once before
any one, with cheerefull lookes, and her lappe wide open of richest
favours, where if choice be not quickely made, before she folde it up,
not quic and turn her backe; let no complaint afterward be made of
her, if the Fellow that had so faire an offer, proove to be miserable,
wretched, and a Begger, only thorow his owne negligence. Beside,
what else hath formerly bin saide, there is now no such neede of
loyaltie in servants to their Ladies, as should be among deare Friends
and Kindred: but servants ought rather (as best they may) be such to
their Masters, as they are to them. Doest thou imagine, that if thou
hadst a faire Wife, Mother, Daughter, or Sister, pleasing in the eye
of our Nicostratus; he would stand on such nice tearmes of duty or
Loyaltie, as now thou doest to his Ladie? Thou wert a verie foole to
rest so perswaded. Assure thy selfe, that if entreaties and faire
means might not prevalle, force, and compulsion (whatsoever ensued
thereon) woulde winne the masterie. Let us then use them, and the
commodities unto them belonging, as they would us and ours. Use the
benefit of thy Fortune, and beware of abusing her favour. She yet
smiles on thee; but take heede least she turne her backe, it will then
be over-late to repent thy folly. And if my Ladie die through thy
disdaine, be assured, that thou canst not escape with life, beside
open shame and disgrace for ever.
Pyrrhus, who had often considered on Lescaes first message,
concluded with himselfe; that if any more she moved the same matter:
hee would returne her another kinde of answere, wholly yeelding to
content his Lady; provided, that he might remaine assured,
concerning the intyre truth of the motion, and that it was not urged
onely to trie him, wherefore, thus he replyed. Lesca, do not imagine
mee so ignorant, as not to know the certaintie of all thy former
allegations, confessing them as freely as thou doest, or canst. But
yet let mee tell thee withall, that I knowe my Lord to be wise and
judicious, and having committed all his affaires to my care and trust:
never blame mee to misdoubt, least my Ladie (by his counsell and
advice) make thee the messenger of this motion, therby to call my
To cleare which doubt, and for my further assurance of her well
meanning toward me; if she wil undertake the performance of three such
things as I must needes require in this case: I am afterward her owne,
in any service she can command me. The first of them, is; that in
the presence of my Lord and Master, she kill his faire Faulcon,
which so dearly hee affecteth. The second, to send me a locke or
tuft of his beard, being puld away with her owne hand. The third and
last, with the same hand also, to pluck out one of his best and
soundest teeth, and send it mee as her loves true token. When I
finde all these three effectually performed, I am wholly hers, and not
before.
These three strict impositions, seemed to Lesca, and her Ladie
likewise, almost beyond the compasse of all possibility. Nevertheles
Love, being a powerfull Oratour in perswading, as also adventurous
even on the most difficult dangers; gave her courage to undertake them
all: sending Lesca backe againe to him, with full assurance, of
these more then Herculean labours. Moreover, her selfe did intend to
adde a fourth taske, in regard of his strong opinion concerning the
great Wisedome of his Lord and Maister. After she had effected all the
other three, she would not permit him to kisse her, but before his
Lords face: which yet should be accomplished in such sort, as
Nicostratus himselfe should not beleeve it, although apparantly he saw
it. Well, (quoth Pyrrhus) when all these wonders are performed, assure
my Ladie. that I am truelie hers.
Within a short while after, Nicostratus made a solemne Feastival
(accorling as yearely he used to doe) in honour of his birth day,
inviting many Lords and Ladies thereto. On which rejoycing day, so
soone as dinner was ended, and the Tables withdrawne: Lydia came
into the great Hall, where the Feast was solemnly kept; very rich
and costly apparrelled; and there, in presence of Pyrrhus, and the
whole assemblie, going to the Perch whereon the Faulcone sate, wherein
her Husband tooke no little delight, and having untyed her, as if shee
meant to beare her on her Fist: tooke her by the jesses, and beating
her against the wal, killed her. Nicostratus beholding this, called
out aloud unto her, saying. Alas Madame! What have you done? She
making him no answere, but turning to the Lords and Ladies, which
had dined there, spake in this manner.
Ill should I take revenge on a King, that had offended me, if I
had not so much heart, as to wreake my spleene on a paltry Hawke.
Understand then, worthy Lords and Ladies, that this Faulcone hath long
time robbed me of those delights, which men (in meere equitie) ought
to have with their wives: because continually, so as breake of day
hath appeared, my Husband, starting out of bed, makes him selfe
readie, presently to Horsse, and with this Faulcon on his Fist,
rides abroad to his recreation in the Fields. And I, in such
forsaken sort as you see, am left all alone in my bed, discontented
and despised: often vowing to my selfe, to bee thus revenged as now
I am, being with-held from it by no other occasion, but onely want
of a fit and apt time, to do it in the presence of such persons, as
might bee just judges of my wrongs, and as I conceive you all to be.
The Lords and Ladies hearing these words, and beleeving this deed of
hers to be done no otherwise, but out of her entire affection to
Nicostratus, according as her speeches sounded: compassionately
turning towards him (who was exceedingly displeased) and all
smiling, said. Now in good sadnesse Sir; Madame Lydia hath done well
in acting her just revenge upon the Hawke, that bereft her of her
Husbands kinde companie; then which nothing is more precious to a
loving wife, and a hell it is to live without it. And Lydia, being
sodainly with. into her chamber; with much other friendly and familiar
talke, they converted the anger of Nicostratus into mirth and smiling.
Pyrrhus, who had diligently observed the whole cariage of this
businesse, saide to himselfe. My Ladie hath begun well, and proceeding
on with no worse successe, will (no doubt) bring her love to an
happy conclusion. As for the Lady her selfe, she having thus kild
the Hawke, it was no long while after, but being in the Chamber with
her husband, and they conversing familiarly together; she began to
jest with him, and hee in the like manner with her, tickling and
toying each the other, till at the length she played with his beard,
and now she found occasion aptly serving, to effect the second taske
imposed by Pyrrhus. So, taking fast hold on a small tuft of his beard,
she gave a sodaine snatch, and plucked it away quite from his chin.
Whereat Nicostratus beeing angerly moved, she (to appease his
distaste) pleasantly thus spake. How now my Lord? Why do you looke
so frowningly? What? Are you angry for a few loose haires of your
beard? How then should I take it, when you plucke mee by the haire
of my head, and yet I am not a jot discontented, because I know you do
it but in jesting manner? These friendly speeches cut off all
further contention, and she kepte charily the tuft of er Husbands
beard, which (the verie selfe-same day) shee sent to Pyrrhus her
But now concerning the third matter to be adventured, it drove her
to a much more serious consideration, then those two which shee had
already so well and exactly performed. Notwithstanding, like a Ladie
of unconquerable spirit, and (in whom) Love enlarged his power more
and more: she sodainly conceited, what course was best to bee kept
in this case, forming her attempt in this manner. Upon Nicostratus
wayted two young Gentlemen, as Pages of his Chamber, whose Fathers had
given them to his service, to learne the manners of honourable
Courtship, and those qualities necessarily required in Gentlemen.
One of them, when Nicostratus sate downe to dinner or supper, stood in
Office of his Carver, delivering him all the meats whereon he fed. The
other (as Taster) attended on his Cup, and he dranke no other
drinke, but what hee brought him, and they both were highly pleasing
unto him.
On a day, Lydia called these two youths aside; and, among some other
speeches, which served but as an induction to her intended policy; she
perswaded them, that their mouths yeelded an unsavoury and
ilpleasing smell, whereof their Lord seemed to take dislike. Wherefore
she advised them, that at such times as they attended on him in
their severall places: they should (so much as possibly they could)
withdraw their heads aside from him, because their breath might not be
noyous unto him. But withall, to have an especiall care, of not
disclosing to any one, what she had told them; because (out of meere
love) she had acquainted them therewith: which very coistantly they
beleeved, and followed the same direction as she had advised, being
loath to displease, where service bound them to obey. Choosing a
time fitting for her purpose, when Nicostratus was in private
conference with her, thus she began. Sir, you observe not the
behaviour of your two Pages, when they wait on you at the Table? Yes
but I do wife (quoth he) how squemishly they turn their heads aside
from me, and it hath often bin in my minde, to understand a reason why
they do so.
Seating her selfe by him, as if shee had some weighty matter to tell
him; she proceeded in this manner. Alas my Lord, you shall not need to
question them, because I can sufficiently resolve you therein: which
(neverthelesse) I have long concealed, because I would not be
offensive to you. But in regard, it is now manifestly apparant, that
others have tasted, what (I immagined) none but my selfe did, I will
no longer hide it from you. Assuredly Sir, there is a most strange and
unwonted ill-savour, continually issuing from your mouth, smelling
most noysomely, and I wonder what should be the occasion. In former
times, I never felt any such foule breathing to come from you: and
you, who do dally converse with so many worthy persons, should seeke
meanes to be rid of so great an annoyance. You say verie true wife
(answered Nicostratus) and I protest to you on my Credite, I feele
no such ill smell, neither know what should cause it, except I have
som corrupted tooth in my mouth. Perhaps Sir (quoth she) it may be so,
and yet you feele not the savour which others do, yea, very
So, walking with her to a Window, he opened wide his mouth, the
which nicely shee surveyed on either side, and, turning her head
from him, as seeming unable to endure the savour: starting, and
shrieking out alowd, she said. Santa Maria! What a sight is this? Alas
my good Lord, How could you abide this, and for so long a while? Heere
is a tooth on this side, which (so farre as I can perceive) is not
onely hollow and corrupted: but also wholly putrified and rotten,
and if it continue still in your head, beleeve it for a truth, that it
will infect and spoile all the rest neere it. I would therefore
counsell you, to let it be pluckt out, before it breede your further
danger. I like your counsell well Lydia, replyed Nicostratus, and
presently intend to follow it; Let therefore my Barber be sent for,
and, without any longer delay, he shall plucke it forth instantly.
How sir? (quoth she,) your Barber? Uppon mine Honour, there shall
come no Barber heere. Why Sir, it is such a rotten Tooth, and standeth
so fairely for my hand: that, without helpe or advice of any Barber,
let mee alone for plucking it forth without putting you to any paine
at all. Moreover, let me tell you Sir, those Tooth-drawers are so rude
and cruell, in performing such Offices, as my heart cannot endure,
that you should come within compasse of their currish courtesie,
neither shall you Sir, if you will be ruled by me. If I should faile
in the manner of their facilitie, yet love and duty hath enstructed
me, to forbeare your least paining, which no unmannerly Barber will
do.
Having thus spoken, and he well contented with her kinde offer,
the instruments were brought, which are used in such occasions, all
being commanded forth of the Chamber, but onely Lesca, who evermore
kept still in her company. So, locking fast the doore, and Nicostratus
being seated, as she thought fittest for her purpose, she put the
Tanacles into his mouth, catching fast hold on one of his soundest
teeth: which, notwithstanding his loud crying, Lesca held him so
strongly, that forth she pluckt it, and hid it, having another tooth
readie made hot, and bloody, very much corrupted and rotten, which she
helde in the Tanacles, and shewed to him, who was well-neere halfe
dead with anguish. See Sir (quoth she) was this Tooth to be suffered
in your head, and to yeeld so foule a smell as it did? He verily
beleeving what she said, albeit hee had endured extreame paine, and
still complained on her harsh and violent pulling it out: rejoyced
yet, that he was now ridde of it, and she comforting him on the one
side, and the anguish asswaging him on the other, he departed forth of
the Chamber.
In the mean while, by Lesca she sent the sound tooth to Pyrrhus, who
(wondering not a little at her so many strange attempts, which hee
urged so much the rather, as thinking their performance impossible,
and in meere loyall duty to his Lord) seeing them all three to be
notably effected; he made no further doubt of her intire love towardes
him, but sent her assurance likewise, of his readinesse and
serviceable diligence, whensoever she would command him.
Now, after the passage of all these adventures, hardly to bee
undertaken by any other Woman: yet she held them insufficient for
his security, in the grounded perswasion of her love to him, except
shee performed another of her owne, and according as shee had boldly
promised. Houres do now seeme dayes, and dayes multiplicitie of
yeeres, till the kisse may be given, and receyved in the presence of
Nicostratus, yet hee himselfe to avouch the contrary.
Madam Lydia (upon a pretended sicknesse) keepeth her chamber, and as
women can hardly be exceeded in dissimulation: so, shee wanted no wit,
to seeme exquisitely cunning, in all the outwarde apparances of
sicknesse. One day after dinner, shee being visited by Nicostratus,
and none attending on him but Pyrrhus onely: she earnestly
entreated, that as a mitigation, to some inward afflictions which
she felt, they would helpe to guide her into the Garden.
Most gladly was her motion graunted, and Nicostratus gently taking
her by one arme, and Pyrrhus by the other, so they conducted her
into the Garden, seating her in a faire floury Grasse-plot, with her
backe leaning to a Peare-tree. Having sitten there an indifferent
while, and Pyrrhus, being formerly enstructed, in the directions which
she had given him, thus shee spake, some-what faintly. Pyrrhus, I have
a kinde of longing desire upon a sodaine, to taste of these Peares:
Wherefore, climbe up into the Tree, and cast me downe one or two;
which instantly hee did. Being aloft in the Tree, and throwing downe
some of the best and ripest Peares; at length (according to his
premeditated Lesson) looking downe, he said.
Forbeare my Lord, Do you not see, in how weake and feeble
condition my Ladie is, being shaken with so violent a sicknesse? And
you Madam, how kinde and loving soever you are to my Lord, Are you
so little carefull of your health, being but now come forth of your
sicke Chamber, to be ruffled and tumbled in such rough manner?
Though such dalliances are not amisse in you both; being fitter for
the private Chamber, then an open garden, and in the presence of a
servant: yet time and place should alwaies bee respectively
considered, for the avoiding of ill example, and better testimonie
of your owne Wisedomes, which ever should be like your selves. But
if so soone, and even in the heate of a yet turbulent sicknesse,
your equall love can admit these kisses and embraces: your private
Lodginges were much more convenient, where no Servants eye can see
such Wantonnesse, nor you be reproved of indiscretion, for being too
publique in your Familiaritie. Madame Lydia, sodainely starting, and
turning unto her Husband, sayde. What doth Pyrrhus prate? Is he well
in his wittes? Or is he franticke? No Madame, replyed Pyrrhus, I am
not franticke. Are you so fond as to thinke that I do not see your
folly? Nicostratus wondering at his Words, presently answered. Now
trust me Pyrrhus, I think thou dreamest. No my Lord, replyed
Pyrrhus, I dreame not a jot, neither do you, or my Ladie: but if
this Tree could affoord the like kindnesse to me, as you do to her,
there would not a Peare bee left uppon it. How now Pyrrhus? (quoth
Lydia) this language goeth beyond our understanding, it seemeth thou
knowest not what thou saist. Beleeve me husband, if I were as well
as ever I have bin, I would climb this tree, to see those idle wonders
which hee talketh of: for, while he continueth thus above, it
appeareth, hee can finde no other prattle, albeit he taketh his
Heereupon, he commanded Pyrrhus to come downe, and being on the
ground: Now Pyrrhus (quoth he) tell me what thou saydst. Pyrrhus,
pretending an alteration into much amazement, straungely looking about
him, saide; I know not verie well (my Lord) what answere I should make
you, fearing least my sight hath bin abused by error: for when I was
aloft in that Tree, it seemed manifestly to me: that you embraced my
Lady (though somewhat rudely, in regard of her perillous sicknesse,
yet lovingly) and as youthfully as in your yonger dales, with infinite
kisses, and wanton dalliances, such as (indeede) deserved a far more
private place in my poore opinion. But in my descending downe, mee
thought you gave over that amorous familiaritie, and I found you
seated as I left you. Now trust mee Pyrrhus, answered Nicostratus, Thy
tongue and wit have very strangely wandred, both from reason and all
reall apprehension: because we never stirred from hence, since thou
didst climbe up into the Tree, neither mooved otherwise, then as now
thou seest us. Alas my Lord (saide Pyrrhus) I humbly crave pardon
for my presumption, in reprooving you for medling with your owne:
which shal make me hereafter better advised, in any thing what
Mervaile and amazement, encreased in Nicostratus far greater then
before, hearing him to avouch still so constantly what he had seene,
no contradiction being able to alter him, which made him rashly sweare
and say. I will see my selfe, whether this Peare-tree bee enchanted,
or no: and such wonders to be seene when a man is up in it, as thou
wouldst have us to beleeve. And being mounted up so hy, that they were
safe from his sodaine comming on them, Lydia had soone forgotten her
sicknes, and the promised kisse cost her above twenty more, beside
verie kinde and hearty embraces, as lovingly respected and entertained
by Pyrrhus. Which Nicostratus beholding aloft in the tree; cryed out
to her, saying. Wicked woman, What doest thou meane? And thou
villain Pyrrhus, Darst thou abuse thy Lord, who hath reposed so much
trust in thee? So, descending in haste downe againe, yet crying so
to them still: Lydia replyed, Alas my Lord, Why do you raile and
rave in such sort? So, he( found her seated as before, and Pyrrhus
waiting with dutiful reverence, even as when he climbed up the Tree:
but yet he thought his sight not deceyved, for all their demure and
formall behaviour, which made him walke up and downe, extreamely
fuming and fretting unto himselfe, and which in some milder manner
to qualifie, Pyrrhus spake thus to him.
I deny not (my good Lord) but freely confesse, that even as your
selfe, so I, being above in the Tree, had my sight most falsely
deluded: which is so apparantly confirmed by you, and in the same
sort, as there needeth no doubt of both our beguiling; in one and
the same suspitious nature. In which case to be the more assuredly
resolved, nothing can be questioned, but whether your beleefe do so
farre misleade you, as to thinke, that my Ladie (who hath alwayes bene
most wise, loyall, and vertuous,) would so shamefullie wrong you: yea,
and to performe it before your face, wherein I dare gadge my life to
the contrary. Concerning my selfe, it is not fit for mee, to argue
or contest in mine owne commendation: you that have ever knowne the
sincerity of my service, are best able to speake in my behalfe: and
rather wold I be drawne in peeces with foure wilde horses, then bee
such an injurious slave to my Lord and Master.
Now then, it can be no otherwise, but we must needs rest
certainely perswaded, that the guile and offence of this false
appearance, was occasioned by thee onely. For all the world could
not make me otherwise beleeve, but that I saw you kisse and most
kindely imbrace my Lady: if your owne eyes had not credited the like
behaviour in me to her, of which sinne, I never conceived so much as a
thought. The Lady (on the other side) seeming to be very angerly
incensed, starting faintly up on her feet, yet supporting her selfe by
the tree, said. It appeareth Sir, that you have entertained a goodly
opinion of me, as, if I were so lewde and lasciviously disposed, or
addicted to the very least desire of wantonnesse: that I would bee
so forgetfull of mine owne honour, as to adventure it in your sight,
and with a servant of my house? Oh Sir, such women as are so
familiarly affected, need learne no wit of men in amourous matters;
their private Chambers shall be better trusted, then an open blabing
Nicostratus, who verily beleeved what they had both said, and that
neither of them would adventure such familiarity before his face:
would talke no more of the matter, but rather studyed of the rarity of
such a miracle, not seene, but in the height of the tree, and changing
againe up on the descent. But Lydia, containing still her
collourable kinde of impatience, and angerly frowning upon
Nicostratus, stearnely saide. If I may have my will, this villanous
and deceiving tree, shall never more shame me, or any other woman: and
therefore Pyrrhus, runne for an Axe, and by felling it to the
ground, in an instant, revenge both thy wrong and mine. Doest not thou
serve a worthy Lord? And have not I a wise Husband, who, without any
consideration, will suffer the eye of his understanding to be so
dazeled, with a foolish imagination beyond all possibility? For,
although his eyes did apprehend such a folly, and it seemed to be a
truth indeed: yet, in the depth of setled judgement, all the world
should not perswade him, that it was so.
Pyrrhus had quickely brought the Axe, and hewing downe the tree,
so soone as the Lady saw it fall; turning her selfe to Nicostratus,
she said. Now that I have seene mine honour and honesties enemy laid
along; mine anger is past, and Husband, I freely pardon you:
intreating you heartily henceforward, not to presume or imagine,
that my love eyther is, or can bee altred from you.
Thus the mocked and derided Nicostratus, returned in againe with his
Lady and Pyrrhus; where perhaps (although the Peare-tree was cut
downe) they could find as cunning meanes to over-reach him.